December 2011
1 post
July 2011
1 post
June 2011
3 posts
5 most commonly used Lauren phrases
1. FBGM
2. Sorry I’m not sorry
3. Wildly inappropriate
4. Highly inebriated
5. Sucks to suck
“get over the ‘southern’ thing.”
haven’t posted in a month. whoopsies.
I live in NYC now. That’s all you need to know.
May 2011
1 post
April 2011
52 posts
42 More Signs You Work in PR →
This justifies my entire life. I felt like printing this list out and giving to all of my non-PR friends and shouting “SEE! IT’S MY JOB! I’M NORMALLL!”
“Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly...”
– Marquis de Sade (via frenchtwist)
To Do This Week:
-finish building website
-write 2 page summary of a press conference
THEN I’M DONE FOR THE SEMESTER! Except for the stupid ad research final next Friday :(
Stupid things I have done while dating a Jewish...
- bought him a sausage biscuit for breakfast on Valentine’s day. The fact that he doesn’t eat pork didn’t even cross my mind.
- brought Easter cookies from Publix to his house one night this week. I was drunk. That’s my only excuse.
I’m sure this list will continue to grow.
I’d rather be perceived as a bitch than be fake and hate myself. People just don’t understand my sense of humor. And I totally have chronic bitch face.
Sorry I’m not sorry.
“It goes against the American storytelling grain to have someone in a situation...”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via arbagalapa)
“I don’t know what’s better gettin laid or gettin paid.”
– Kanye West.
Imagine what the world could be like if people cared this much about politics and the government all the time…
Songs to lie in bed and stare at your ceiling to. →
bbook:
perfect.
Perfect solution to #prgirlproblems.
